okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

(Source: stevesfriend, via monstersand-music)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via monstersand-music)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via monstersand-music)


wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope, via asdfghjklseth)

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

(via asdfghjklseth)

galaxys4:

portrays:

if she flinches when you go to put your arm around her … someone else’s hand wasn’t so sweet … if she questions you … someone else has lied to her … if she doesn’t tell you things … someone else once betrayed her secrets … behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love is … a girl who is tired of being broken.

I hate to say it but all these things sound like an uncomfortable girl who just wants nothing to do with u

(via asdfghjklseth)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

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tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

(Source: tyleroakley, via monstersand-music)