perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

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theoryofwar:

danny-deneato:

Tag your horror please

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doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

image

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senseidezzy:

Thinking about your crush like

image

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coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

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the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

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tyleroakley:

kingjaffejoffer:

cartelgathering:

russellmiller:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

omg

lmao

HIS RESPONSE

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nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

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alexernst:

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

lol chill bro its just bowling

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iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

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vinebox:

white girls be like

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retoxic:

I wish someone would come up with a new swear word none of ours are offensive enough 

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