hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

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teachtheyoungtobewise:

yourresidentginger:

devoureth:

Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]

Who needs to take note when apparently there are magical, self-tying bowties.

Muggles.

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"If they don’t like you who the fuck cares."

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