shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

(via ignite-the-skies)

sportsinternet:

Poor Erin Andrews, just trying to do her job. Nice dodge though.

sportsinternet:

Poor Erin Andrews, just trying to do her job. Nice dodge though.

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hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

(Source: shaeried, via ignite-the-skies)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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