benjpierce:

WATCH THIS PLEASE

(Source: thighbone, via asdfghjklseth)

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis, via meetme-in-themiddle)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via in-thepursuitof)

teenscoolest:

you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.

(via monstersand-music)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

(via kguysimamanda)

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(Source: kev1ndurant, via in-thepursuitof)

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

(via monstersand-music)

rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

(via jeneraltso)

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

(via monstersand-music)